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Confessions of a Culinary Snob

  • jeff2604
  • Jan 23
  • 5 min read

I have a confession to make. I am a snob. A culinary snob. If you know me, that isn't news—my kitchen looks like Williams-Sonoma and Sur La Table had a love child. I've got All-Clad cookware, a Le Creuset Dutch oven, a Sous Vide Supreme cooker, a molecular gastronomy spherificator (I love that thing), and a collection of Japanese knives I've been curating like fine art for several years. These beautiful blades are wicked sharp, which may be why I nearly amputate a finger every time I get distracted while dicing garlic.


But here's the thing: even snobbery needs an occasional night off. Sometimes you stumble across a recipe so unpretentious, so ridiculously simple, yet so packed with flavor that you willingly set aside the advanced culinary expectations and just... cook. That's what happened when I discovered Huli Huli Chicken—a dish that goes from prep to table in 30 minutes, requires nothing fancier than a skillet and stirring spoon, and tastes like you've achieved culinary nirvana. Best of all, it didn't involve the local fire department, unlike some of my prior kitchen experiments.


A Brief History (Because I Can't Help Myself)


Naturally, I had to know the origin of this amazing dish. Because it’s what I do. Huli Huli Chicken was born out of necessity, created in 1955 by Honolulu businessman and President of the Pacific Poultry Company, Ernest Morgado. Before that, chicken was…well, it was just chicken. Facing the prospect of serving it at a meeting of local farmers, Morgado sought a new recipe packed with flavor—because how would Honolulu's premier chicken company look serving plain chicken? Morgado raided his mother's recipe box and struck gold with a teriyaki-style marinade. He tweaked it, scaled it up to meet his needs, and created culinary history.


The dish gets its name from the cooking method. "Huli" means "turn" in Hawaiian, and Morgado’s grill-masters would yell "Huli, huli!" to remind their crews to keep rotating the chickens for even cooking and maximum glaze coverage. Hence Huli Huli Chicken. And the farmers? Well, they loved it.


Morgado trademarked his recipe in 1957 and kept it a secret his entire life. When he died, the secret of his Huli Huli Chicken died with him. That would be a sad ending to a wildly successful dish were it not for its explosive popularity. After sampling Morgado’s creation, grill-masters and chefs throughout the islands came up with their own versions of Huli Huli Chicken, each imparting unique flavor profiles from secret family recipes.


The result is that there are many copycat recipes for Huli Huli Chicken, some complicated and others not so much. I went with simple—a streamlined version of Morgado's recipe, scaled down for home cooks. Instead of grill crews managing a dozen or more whole, spatchcocked chickens over a kiawe wood fire, my version works with one chicken (or just a couple of butterflied thighs) in a skillet. I use a sauce rather than a glaze, and while nothing perfectly replicates the smokey notes from kiawe wood, a splash of mesquite liquid smoke comes pretty close. And by the way, when I say “my” version I mean the one I took off the internet and then tweaked to suit my palate.


Why This Works


I discovered Huli Huli Chicken the way most culinary revelations happen – by accident. We eat a lot of chicken…three or four times per week. When we aren’t eating chicken it’s fish, so I’m constantly looking for new recipes. And while I love popping out dozens of pearl-shaped sage flavored beads from my spherificator and slicing veggies to the same perfectly symmetrical shape and diameter, there are days when I don’t have the luxury of time to do that. So, I like to have a few quick prep meals in my arsenal.


Huli Huli Chicken is the rare dish that comes together fast and tastes like it takes a Herculean effort to make, without taking a Herculean effort to make. It hits every flavor note—sweet, salty, tangy, with that ineffable umami quality that makes your taste buds stand up and salute. The flavor complexity makes you look like a culinary genius that spent hours in the kitchen, when it actually takes roughly the same skill level, and only slightly more time, than making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


The 30-Minute Magic


What makes this dish work as a quick but flavorful meal is that most of the prep is passive. The marinade comes together in minutes—just whisk together soy sauce (I use low sodium), brown sugar, ketchup (yes, ketchup... don't judge), rice wine vinegar, pineapple juice, ginger, and fresh garlic. You can make it days in advance and keep it in the fridge.


Here's the only planning required: divide the marinade between two containers. One for marinating the chicken, one reserved for the sauce. Toss the chicken in its container before you leave for work and by the time you get home, it'll be tenderized and ready for the skillet.


The Cooking Part


Start half an hour before you want to eat. Fair warning: while the active prep and cook time is short, you'll actually be doing things—this isn't a "set it and forget it" situation.


I put water on to boil for noodles, then preheat a skillet over high heat. Once it's screaming hot, I add the chicken thighs and sear them 3-4 minutes per side. While they're searing, I also prep two extras: I slice a red bell pepper into strips and dice a few pineapple rings into chunks. Less is better when it comes to the pineapple as it adds sweetness to the dish that can overpower everything else if you add too much. I know because I've done that. The dish works fine without the extra ingredients, but it's better with them.


After searing, I add the peppers and pineapple, drop the heat to medium-low, and pour in the reserved marinade. Bring it to a low simmer, then drop the heat to low, cover, and let it go 10-15 minutes until the chicken hits 160-165 degrees. If you want thicker sauce, stir in a cornstarch slurry.


I plate it simple: noodles in the middle, chicken thigh alongside, sauce over everything. Add a veggie like green beans or broccoli and you've got a complete meal that tastes like you tried much harder than you did.


Because Sometimes Simple is Better


I understand the appeal of culinary complexity—it sucked me in years ago and I've spent a small fortune on equipment that will outlive me. But sometimes the most sophisticated thing you can do is recognize when simple is smarter. Huli Huli Chicken won't impress your spherificator, but it will keep you from ordering out on a Wednesday night when you're too tired to think.


So yes, I'm a card-carrying culinary snob with strong opinions and expensive knives. But even snobs need weeknight wins. Huli Huli Chicken? Pizza delivery's worst nightmare. And if I'm being honest? This thirty-minute skillet chicken has earned a permanent spot in my rotation, right alongside all those recipes that require equipment most people don't own. That should tell you everything you need to know.



 
 
 

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